canadianprimeminister:

gps: *says something*
everyone in car: *mocks gps pronunciation*

artpopsicle:

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simoncowellvevo:

having so many good text post ideas but not enough followers to make it matter

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simonsprocket:

ruinedchildhood:

Drive Through

Instructions unclear

heliolisk:

trying to take a picture with your friends with a phone that doesnt have a front camera
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Anonymous whispered: Tips for hanging out with some good looking boys???

productofsweden:

they’re probably really boring so make sure your phones fully charged

whorville:

Yes hello 911. I’m bored you wanna chill or some shit

ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

mexicanest:

reading the first question on a test
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gnarly:

Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep

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childservices:

"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"

Mom: why is everything on the floor?
Me: gravity mom

dead-pendragon:

heterophilia:

Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.

SOMEONE SAID IT

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